A Good Ol' Fashioned Night Mare |
It's quite simple. This is just a blog/ online journal of my life. Mostly it will contain amusing/interesting things i come across on the internet, or that pop into my head. Enjoy! and if you don't, you can go ahead and fuck off |
There’s nothing worse than waiting when you’re in a hurry….megasigh
i love this movie!
(Source: britta-perry)
| Helpdesk: | How may I help you? |
| Customer: | I’m writing my first e-mail. |
| Helpdesk: | OK, and, what seems to be the problem? |
| Customer: | Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it. |
Its my birthday! YAY!
Hermann Hesse ~ Demian [1919] (via http://artdetective.tumblr.com)
(Source: quote-book, via onlyapapergirl)
onlyapapergirl asked: the fact that you weren't following me before alarms me.
also, the fact that YOU were on TUMBLR alarms me.
Also, the fact that you weren't at lunch today alarms me. Were you in a closet doing dirty things, alex?
in fact i was at home being miserably sick…how was school?
- One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
- One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
- One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
- In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
- This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
If you didn’t read the title…CLICK MEH DAMMIT!
well that puts into perspective nicely doesn’t it?
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